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Discussion => Welcome to the Darfor! => Topic started by: aihrativs on May 21, 2012, 07:39:21 am


Title: THE ALL NEW AND GLORIOUS FIAHFIC THREAD!
Post by: aihrativs on May 21, 2012, 07:39:21 am
Don't lock or delete this pl0x.
Title: Re: THE ALL NEW AND GLORIOUS FIAHFIC THREAD!
Post by: aihrativs on May 21, 2012, 07:40:46 am
Fiah oh Fiah,
Lord of the Fiah
He conquers, he kills
He loves to pay bills
Title: Re: THE ALL NEW AND GLORIOUS FIAHFIC THREAD!
Post by: aihrativs on May 21, 2012, 07:44:40 am
  "Hey dardar get over here"
  "No nuenue."
  "YES YOU WILL!" nuenue screamed, sprinting towards dardar and tackling him.
  "Ewww, get off me dirty ****" dardar said
Title: Re: THE ALL NEW AND GLORIOUS FIAHFIC THREAD!
Post by: Naminé on May 21, 2012, 05:29:08 pm
"D-Damn, Darvince!" Atomic yelled in a bid to sound forceful, but he was breathing hard and it didn't have any intimidating effect whatsoever. "This sort of thing, where did you get such an idiotic idea?"

"I thought it would be fun," Darvince replied. "I think we're just using it wrong, hang on..."

"AH! W-Wait, that just makes it worse!"

"This thing looked a helluva lot easier to work when I saw it advertised," America mused.

"I have no earthly idea what possessed you to buy this in the first pl- uhn! O-Oh my... Darvi-ah!"

"Uhn, Atomic... I think this may be how we use- hah~"

"B-But I, no! W-We can't! Darvince, I can't- ah! Oh God..." Atomic began to moan and various noises such as furniture moving or rustling paper began to accompany the ragged breaths of both teens.

"Geez Atomic, s-so tight... uhn!"

"Mmph! D-Dar- no! St-Stop!"

"I can't; not now," Darvince said, his voice low.

"Ah! P-Pull out idiot! I-I can't take, AH!"

"Hah, I... I can't, Atomic. B-But hey, look," Darvince said, a hint of amusement to his voice. "Heh, the more you struggle- uhn- t-the harder it gets."
Atomic just let out a low groan before managing to say, "T-This is the last time I- ah! The last time I let you trial your new toys with me, nnngh!"

"Aw, you don't really mind it right~?" the younger teen asked playfully before he let out a little gasp. "Damn... y-you... really... tight..."

"Darvince, I can't take it! W-We need to, uhn!"

"Y-Yeah me too, hang on I can, ah! M-Maybe if we-"

"T-Together! C-Come with me, come together!" Atomic insisted through his moans.

"Right! Together now, Atomic!"

"Darvince!"

After a few moments of the two of them getting their breath back, Darvince stared at Atomic. "Dude, that was intense."

Atomic just scowled and mumbled, "Idiot..."

"I never thought something like that would come from Aeridani," Darvince said.

"Yes, I know what you mean. I wonder what on earth possessed him to make such a thing."

"No idea dude, but we should totally ask him at some point."

FIN
Title: Re: THE ALL NEW AND GLORIOUS FIAHFIC THREAD!
Post by: martin kierkegaard on May 21, 2012, 05:32:14 pm
nids moar fo sho yo type stuff
Title: Re: THE ALL NEW AND GLORIOUS FIAHFIC THREAD!
Post by: birdprincess on May 21, 2012, 05:33:39 pm
Nah I knew Fiah would do this to us. DARVINCE YOU IDIOT!
Title: Re: THE ALL NEW AND GLORIOUS FIAHFIC THREAD!
Post by: martin kierkegaard on May 21, 2012, 05:35:27 pm
nids moar fo sho yo type stuff
Title: Re: THE ALL NEW AND GLORIOUS FIAHFIC THREAD!
Post by: birdprincess on May 21, 2012, 05:37:39 pm
WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!?! WHAT. DID. YOU. DO.

I'll cut you.
Title: Re: THE ALL NEW AND GLORIOUS FIAHFIC THREAD!
Post by: caneles on May 21, 2012, 05:37:57 pm
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Title: Re: THE ALL NEW AND GLORIOUS FIAHFIC THREAD!
Post by: martin kierkegaard on May 21, 2012, 05:40:17 pm
nids moar fo sho yo type stuff
Title: Re: THE ALL NEW AND GLORIOUS FIAHFIC THREAD!
Post by: caneles on May 21, 2012, 06:06:54 pm
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Title: Re: THE ALL NEW AND GLORIOUS FIAHFIC THREAD!
Post by: martin kierkegaard on May 21, 2012, 06:43:20 pm
nids moar fo sho yo type stuff