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birdprincess:
how much do you like matty

on a scale of 1 - 14 where 1 is you would genocide all matthews and 14 is you would live your pre-life, life, and afterlife with him

martin kierkegaard:
this isn't a legitimate discussion u maggot

birdprincess:
shhhh that's a secret no one is supposed to know

Thascárba:
14

aihrativs:

>be walking down a road
>see shrek
>shrek approaches me
>unzips his fly
>I get scared as ****
>shrek grins
>shrek closes in on me
>back into a wall
>shrek starts fondling my boobs with his big hands
>matty comes out of the alleyway
>sees me
>matty kills shrek because shrek was a heathen
>matty gets a 14
>matty is love matty is life

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