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Offline Thascárba

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Re: legitimate discussion post #1
« on: September 08, 2013, 06:34:55 pm »

>be walking down a road
>see shrek
>shrek approaches me
>unzips his fly
>I get scared as ****
>shrek grins
>shrek closes in on me
>back into a wall
>shrek starts fondling my boobs with his big hands
>matty comes out of the alleyway
>sees me
>matty kills shrek because shrek was a heathen
>matty gets a 14
>matty is love matty is life